Subject: Trump Asks Evangelicals if....
...they've read this thing called the eighth commandment.

TRUMP at the Faith & Freedom forum: “Has anyone read the ‘Thou shalt not steal’? I mean, has anybody read this incredible stuff? It’s just incredible.”

Umm, what now?

So the convicted felon and rapist is surprised there's this thing call a commandment that prohibits stealing? Well, gee, if he'd known about that sooner, he wouldn't have spent a lifetime breaking that commandment.

Just kidding.

Wait'll he reads the one about adultery.

Incredible stuff.