Subject: Hey Kurds, Forget I Betrayed You...
...I need to feed bodies into the Iranian woodchipper, so come on over and take on those Iranian security forces and pin 'em down so that all those unarmed Iranians will rise up and set themselves free. Never mind that I f*cked you over in Syria, this time I'll stand by your side.

Honest.

You can trust me.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Pedo Don.