Subject: These Seem Bad. Are These Bad?
Mad King Donald is threatening to sue media companies who do not praise him to the sky.

Mad King Donald is saying he's going to send Americans to rot in foreign prisons.

Mad King Donald is disappearing individuals despite his own administration's investigations confirming those individuals were never antisemitic and never participated in any violent protests.

Mad King Donald is signing executive orders to investigate former staff members who spoke out against him.

Mad King Donald admits that he is impotent when it comes to getting El Salvador to return an individual his administration sent to a prison there by their own error.

Mad King Donald is sending official government letters to native-born American immigration lawyers demanding that they self-deport.

Mad King Donald orders the government to stop tracking cancers in U.S. firefighters.

Mad King Donald claims that despite Russia invading Ukraine, bombing civilian and infrastructure sites, that Ukraine started the war.

Mad King Donald is threatening universities with defunding if they do not limit student protests.

Mad King Donald is blackmailing companies like Amazon to pay family members like Melania $40M for a documentary and to give Don Jr a hunting and fishing show on the Discovery Channel.

Mad King Donald is defying the Supreme Court.

Just askin'.