Subject: Re: TRUMP: Project 2025, What's That?
I’ve been trying to learn a little TrumpSpeak. Let’s see if I can translate.

* I know NOTHING about this group

I know a lot about this group. Most importantly, I know that they want me to win. The rest is uninteresting to me.

* SOME of their suggestions are ABYSMAL

I have to say something bad about them to try to sound fair. But they want me to win, so I don’t really mean this part.

* I wish them luck in EVERYTHING they do

Especially the helping me win part. The rest, eh, whatever. Although they do help me with suggestions to fill all those useless jobs for underlings who will tell me how great I am. Last time those nasty underlings tried to disagree with me and tell me I can’t do things. These people let me do whatever I want. I like people who let me do what I want.

Respectfully submitted by your humble translator.
—Peter