Subject: Behold, Trump the Conqueror
Trump says U.S. ready for ‘next conquest,’ warns military to remain near Iran until ‘real agreement’ is honored

Trump reiterated that it was agreed that Iran will not develop nuclear weapons, and the Strait of Hormuz will be open and safe for commercial shipping.

“In the meantime our great Military is Loading Up and Resting, looking forward, actually, to its next Conquest,” Trump added. He ended the post, which was published near midnight, with a declaration: “AMERICA IS BACK!”

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/0...

Oh, dearie me.

The betting would probably be Cuba is the next target, but, since he's cheesed off NATO so thoroughly, how about another go at stealing Greenland?

‘Poorly run, piece of ice’: Trump targets Greenland again as Iran war deepens NATO rift

In a Truth Social post Wednesday evening stateside, Trump said that “NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!”

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/0...

Steve...too old to be drafted