Subject: rise sheriff roscoe p.coltrane !
ok, wrong state, but close enough. here is the setup :

- NC was the top rated economy in 2025, and in top 10 for decade(s)
- NC is deep red at the local level, with a gop supermajority
- and of course, supermajority leader phil berger is a multi-term MAGA shill endorsed by trump
- berger flexed his nepotism creds 'boss hogg like', landing his kid on the state supreme court

now the punchlines :
- NC is the only state unable to pass a budget...which speaks to a supermajority incompetence level not commonly breached
- phil berger loses his primary by ~2 dozen votes...to the county sheriff

oversized cowboy hat? check.
handlebar mustache? check.
trump flip-flop pending? check.
gop retains hick county this fall? check.

in the fall senator race, cooper destroys RNC chair frontman? double check.