Subject: Re: Material Internal Control Weaknesses
Please make sure you are sitting down before reading this.

Thank you for the warning. I almost had the vapors reading that. Wait a moment while I clutch my pearls and look off aimlessly into the distance with my shocked face.

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I'm back. And, like Susan Collins, I'm deeply concerned that a United States President would be associated with such activities. So concerned, I'm going to clutch my pearls and stare again.

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