Subject: Re: An Open Letter
You like nose rings. I’m just saying, when you put them at the bottom of your nose, it looks like you have a piece of snot hanging out.

This. 100%.
I love my niece dearly but she wears a nose ring shaped like a horseshoe, with a bead at each of the two ends, hanging from two nostrils. What IS that? Why? How can you possibly keep it clean?

Generally, no nasal jewelry please. Or belly button jewelry. Never mind the unmentionable places.