Subject: Trump helps ordinary Americans
I’ve come up with a short list of actions that Trump has taken to help Americans who can’t afford healthcare insurance, are shocked by skyrocketing gas prices, are unable to afford housing, fighting inflationary food prices, experiencing increasing bankruptcies (including farms) and high priced automobiles (just take out a 20 year auto loan), and are only allowed to give their daughters 2 dolls.

The short list:
Started a war
Tore down the White House
Increased his personal wealth by billions
Plan to put up a giant arch
Detained evil criminals like a 6-year old boy wearing a blue bunny hat
Trying to put his picture on a coin (which is prohibited by federal law unless the person is dead for 2 years. I anticipate the coin.)
Putting his picture on U.S. passports.
Naming buildings after himself.
Nominated the most incompetent and unqualified Cabinet members in our history.
Indicted a former head of the FBI for posting a picture of seashells.
Lost over 100,000 manufacturing jobs.

I’m shocked that his ratings are at an all-low and that more Americans aren’t as impressed as I am about the all of his accomplishments (see short list above).