Subject: Sunday Funnies
In this campaign release-

"President Trump will protect American students, impose real standards on higher education, and hold colleges and universities accountable."

- Accountable..... insert snakeoil salesman .jpg here.

"The accreditors are supposed to ensure that schools are not ripping off students and taxpayers, but they have failed totally. "

-insert jolly fat baby laughing GIF here.

"These standards will include ..blah blah blah... offering options for accelerated and low-cost degrees, providing meaningful job placement and career services, and implementing college entrance and exit exams to prove that students are actually learning and getting their money's worth.
We are going to have real education in America.
Thank you.
Paid for by Donald J. Trump for President 2024, Inc""

- Spittake.... Call dry cleaners.... ask if they can get the spewed coffee outta my shirt.

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