Subject: iran war games
hey trumpedo,
didja know iran will invade america undercover as soccer players?
it may appear they are desperate for escape, and playing for a kindred and corrupt FIFA at pittance wages, but its a fortune in iran !

but isn't it suspicious they are flying in\out ASAP for each game? haven't they heard about the fabulous 2-way reception ICE has at airports?

anyway, the game strategy will be to forbid balls passing midfield. i expect trump will claim credit for that, especially after each iranian victory.