Subject: USA! USA! USA!
The U.S. Women’s Hockey Team will not attend the State of the Union speech tonight.

They have no interest in swallowing the belligerent ravings of a demented fascist.

If you are one of the dwindling number of irredeemable halfwits who still cheer on the least popular, least honest, most corrupt stooge who has ever crossed the threshold of the White House, feel free to guzzle away.