Subject: Re: The Shroud of Orange Jesus
I would argue that God is the conservative. And if you violate his rules, you are smited. Or he orders someone to do it for him (usually). Satan is the liberal. He isn't hung up on gay people, unwed sex, or anything of the sort. It's all good with him.

Heck, if the snake in Genesis was Satan, he's the only one who told the truth in that whole story.