Subject: Umm, What's Melania Getting Ahead Of?
That was some weird shit. Pedo Don said he didn't know in advance that Melania was going to address the media and Streisand Effect the Epstein files. Her denial that she didn't know Epstein and barely knew Maxwell rings kind of hollow considering she wrote this to Maxwell:

Dear G!

How are you?

Nice story about J. E. in New York mag, you look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time!

Love, Melania

And gee, if she really wants congress to provide the women who have been victimized by Epstein with a public hearing specifically centered around the survivors, then maybe she needs to talk to the one person blocking that: Pedo Don, her child rapist husband.

Guess it's tough knowing all along you married a guy who f*cked kids.