Subject: Trump Campaign: DeSantis Thirsty AF
Imagine now, if the Biden campaign (or the Obama or Clinton campaigns) had sent out an official mailing with the headline: "KISS OF DEATH: Ron DeSantis Is Thirsty AF".

Former President Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign compared Republican rival Ron DeSantis to a “thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model” on Thursday.

In a bizarre official campaign statement titled, “KISS OF DEATH: Ron DeSantis Is Thirsty AF,” Trump spokesman Steven Cheung wrote:

Ron DeSanctimonious is acting more like a thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model than an actual presidential candidate. Instead of actually campaigning and trying to turn around his dismal poll numbers, DeSanctus is now so desperate for attention that he’s debating a Grade A loser like Gavin Newsom.

At the debate, Ron will flail his arms and bobble his head wildly, looking more like a San Francisco crackhead than the governor of Florida. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a spoiler.

Hopefully for Ron, it’s a seated debate so he won’t have to mash his foot into his high-heels to look taller. But if not, he’ll definitely be on a 12 inch step stool so he can peek right above the podium.

First, why is the Trump campaign bothering with DeSantis? Evidently, Trump cannot stand when his mouthpiece television network features someone else. But right now Haley is his chief rival. And second, WTF?

No doubt the cult applauds this behavior because Trump is a regular-talking manly man of the people... who color treats his hair plugs, wears make-up every day, stands like he wears lifts, and cannot drink a bottle of water with one hand.